Things you might hear said at my house...

"It's not nice to bite people."
"Stop drinking the dog's water!"
"Just because Cookie Monster makes a mess with his food doesn't mean you can too."
"Don't make me come in there!"
"Stop smashing the cracker with your toy."
"Get down!"
"If you're going to keep doing that at least put on a helmet."
"Here's some water to play with outside."
"Let's play water the plants while we're out here."
"You're naked...come back here!"
"Just stop fighting and act like you love each other!"
"Don't make me start counting...."

Never a dull moment! 

Soli Deo Gloria

Barbara A. Ensley